This is my thank you to the people most influential to me.

 

JASON (THE FOLKHERO) TIBBETTS

Here's a toast to Jason Tibbetts, aka: FOLKHERO.

Bravo.

What a mind. What a history we have, which I'm sure you'll photographically remember all of it at the drop of an ancient Shiraz. I love this man with about as much gusto as I do my own sons. Of all people I wish I was related to and am not - this is number one. If I could push his soul into mine, I would.

No "Hollywood royalty", No famous people throughout common history...no. Before you I sit at the "Draft of all of history" - and you know what? To hell with picking Socrates, Homer, Alexander the Great - out of all of em...
ALL OF EM! Think about this a minute...

I would choose this guy:

Sure, he might look like a simple man to you, and indeed, prolific geniuses often do...but I have the audacity to claim that if I were to live forever, this view would not change. If your a vampire reading this...please BITE Jason Tibbetts. He is a person that needs a lot of time to gestate, or more accurately, for the world to gestate around him and realize that he IS the king of everything.

Take the below as fact and do not question it:

Somewhere Jason is musically "The Beetles"
Somewhere Jason is mentally "DiVinci"
Somewhere Jason is postulatly "Ancient Jason Tibbets"
Somewhere Jason is 9 years old and becomming...The Folk Hero.
Somewhere he is both blood and spirit - My Father and brother.

If you don't know him, you should envy me with all your being.
My eternal friend and compass...JASON TIBBETTS.
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